Kai Nakayama created a new group "nerry the narwhal fan club!" with Sara Al-Dosari, Zahir Kirmani
Kai Nakayama changed their name to kai!
kai!: wassup y'all!!
kai!: welcome to the nerry fan club
kai!: y'all better be nerry fans too or else i will hunt you down >:(
Sara Al-Dosari changed their name to sara
sara: omg the narwhal's name is nerry?? wait i never knew that's so cute
Zahir Kirmani: it's just marketing. they're trying to manipulate us
kai!: zahir change your name to something fun
Zahir Kirmani: no
sara: can you stop imagining everyone is trying to manipulate you for ONE SECOND and just appreciate nerry
Zahir Kirmani: everyone wants something in the real world
Zahir Kirmani: even the people who drew nerry
kai! changed Zahir Kirmani*'s name to* i must be fun at parties
i must be fun at parties changed their name to zahir
zahir: no
sara: how many sticks can one man fit up his ass
April Evans, Valerie Torres
Valerie: hello :)
April: Hi! It's April!! My tab: 1x beverage at Monoceros
April: I'm gonna have to trust you to hold me to it
Valerie: will do o7
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, sara, zahir)
sara: how is it possible that one man can possibly so stupid
zahir: what now
zahir: spit it out ik you're talking about me
sara: funny how you think i'm referring to you
sara: i wonder what that means
zahir: that i can tell how someone added to the group chat in the last two days and who i've barely spoken to thinks
sara: oh please
sara: how can someone wearing a dingy suit everywhere not have at least a couple loose screws. you have the ethical mindset of elon musk
zahir: i don't see how you can possibly justify that
kai!: shockingly, zahir actually has principles
kai!: if you make him sign a contract in writing that stops him from taking cookies out of the cookie jar after midnight
kai!: he will actually stop taking cookies out from the cookie jar after midnight
zahir: exactly. my word is priceless
kai!: i wouldn't go THAT far
kai!: the fee for breach of contract is clearly stated on the contract as a hundred dollars
zahir: same difference
sara: true tbh
Kai Nakayama, Zahir Kimani
Zahir: my suit isn't dingy is it?
Kai: nope
Kai: it's dark gray and striped and perfect. nothing but perfection
Zahir: somehow i sense sarcasm coming from you
April Evans, Valerie Torres
April: Hi Vallie!!! I'll buy you a drink if you're by Monoceros and can be my rubber duck because my mind is BOUNCING with ideas
Valerie: deal!! i'll be there in 3
nerry the narwhal fan club (kai!, sara, zahir)
sara: kai pancakes or waffles
kai!: depends! in what context
zahir: ...why tf does it change depending on the context
sara: for consumption
kai!: still depends! if like
kai!: you have a lot of syrup
kai!: pancakes get soggy super quickly
kai!: but they're fluffier right out of the gate right
kai!: so if you eat them fresh and light on toppings
kai!: they are heaven
kai!: but waffles last longer
sara: excuse me i did not come for a NUANCED answer one of us has to be right
sara: i asked some other people in the cafe and we keep tying up
sara: oop i think they're going pretty hard at it rn
zahir: i'm adding them here
sara: how rude of you to interrupt them and ask for their numbers
sara: for someone who talks to so many recruiters you are remarkably shit at talking to normal people
kai!: wait do i know them?
zahir: no idea. doesn't matter. this is more important
zahir added April Evans, Valerie Torres to the group.
kai!: hello new people!
kai!: ik y'all are having your pancake v waffle discussion but before you go back to reaming each other
kai!: are you nerry the narwhal fans?
April Evans changed their name to April
Valerie Torres changed their name to valerie
April: The mascot? Huge fan
April: The biggest fan
April: My entire novel is based around the narwhal
April: Its name is Nerry?
kai!: ya!
kai!: that's what the barista said when i asked him
valerie: i would die for him <3
sara: wait april you're writing a novel?? about narwhals?
April: Yep 🙂
sara: that is so cool
zahir: ahem. we're getting off-topic.
kai!: uh oh
kai!: zahir is grumpy!
kai!: he's bringing out the ending punctuation!!
kai!: sara beware
sara: oh i am here for it
zahir: shut up
zahir: as i was saying
zahir: we must come to a conclusion.
zahir: i have a proposal
zahir: kai if you want free food you should come to monoceros
kai!: free???? food????? from zahir?????? give me two mins
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
April: Did you know "Monoceros" is a constellation of a unicorn?
sara: it's also the genus name for the narwhal!!
sara: which since we're all nerry fans here i expect none of you to betray nerry ever and make him sad
April: Is Nerry a girl? I always headcanoned her as a she
valerie: me too!
sara: no way
sara: nerry is clearly a guy's name
sara: like perry the platypus
sara: so nerry the narwhal
kai!: headcanon?
zahir: it means a belief that isn't part of the canon of the original work in a fandom
kai!: how do YOU know this
sara: yeah wait how does ZAHIR know this
zahir: no comment.
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
April: In your opinions, why would someone suddenly become adventurous and risk everything they've built up over the last four years?
sara: love
zahir: stupidity
kai!: the duality of man
sara: the two are not mutually exclusive
zahir: the two are not mutually exclusive
zahir: i hate it when you do that
sara: you're telling me
valerie: change! something happens to the character and then the character has to change in return
valerie: this can include love or stupidity
valerie: (the two are not mutually exclusive)
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, sara, zahir, April, valerie)
kai!: burning the midnight oil!
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April: Yeah! I would join you guys since I've got an English assignment that's due in six hours but I really am not good at focusing in groups
April: You guys might have noticed today since I forgot my yap sign
kai!: maybe a teensy weensy bit
kai!: but it's okay!!
sara: what yap sign 👀
valerie: omg it's the cutest thing ever i swear
valerie: it's like a little "do not disturb i am a yapper" sign
April: Vallie!! My number one favourite rubber ducky 🦆
valerie: hi april!!!
sara: i need to see that holy crap that sounds ADORABLE
sara: april next time you're working ping me
April: Will do 🫡
Kai Nakayama, Zahir Kirmani
zahir: when are you coming back
zahir: i have to sleep. you know this.
zahir: i have an interview tomorrow morning.
kai: crap
kai: i am so sorry i forgot
kai: i will come back immediately
zahir: adding one to the tab
kai: cash it in whenever!
kai: but maybe not this week bc magnolia messaged me AGAIN about updating her commission
zahir: you should stop them from bossing you around so much
kai: no can do
kai: the customer is always right
zahir: if the customer is always right then the business owner is never wrong
zahir: fuck em
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
kai!: i'm dying in statics rn
kai!: why are forces so complicated
kai!: they're not even real
kai!: my buildings aren't gonna suddenly collapse that's crazy
April: Oh no 🙁
April: I'm not a STEM student so I can't help you sorry
sara: i'm a stem kid but i major in the wrong kind of stem
sara: but i sorta feel you
sara: we have london forces in chem and those are real sons of bitches
zahir: sucks to be you
sara: ok zahir you're in business
sara: your whole program is basically self-study and pretentious mba wannabes jerking themselves off while pretending they're learning useful skills
sara: you probably aren't studying anything even remotely relevant
zahir: damn right i'm not
zahir: i'm here for my job and my degree and i'm dipping
Valerie looked over to see Zahir tap-taping away in the group chat.
kai!: fuck you too zahir
kai!: anyone wanna grab drinks tonight
sara: what happened to brunch mimosas :(
kai!: we should do that too!!
kai!: but i need a drink after this professor yaps my ear off and my usual gang is too busy recovering from him
sara: i'd never say no to more alcohol ;)
zahir: i need a drink too
zahir: there is too much bullshit in this world
April: Count me in! I get a little more creative under alcohol and I could use some of that creativity juice
April: Some of my best ideas come while I'm drunk
April: Vallie!! I will buy you a drink if you take notes for me
valerie: sign me up!!
Valerie Torres, Zahir Kirmani
Valerie: hey zahir! do you happen to know an aster remington in my year? he's also in business and he says that he knows you
Zahir: why.
Valerie: i wanted to check if you did know him
Zahir: i do. are you friends with him?
Valerie: not really, we just met, he seems nice
Zahir: i see. i suggest not being friends with him then
Valerie: why?
Zahir: he's a plagiarist. hasn't been caught yet
Zahir: and he doesn't know me. i know him.
Valerie: huh
Valerie: i...see
Valerie: i think
Zahir: that's all you need to know.
Sara Al-Dosari, Zahir Kirmani
Sara: i understand what it's like to be you now
Zahir: oh?
Sara: you're a jaded old man who's just done with all the bullshit
Zahir: and you just discovered the real world and became a tired old crone.
Zahir: been there done that. what else is new
Sara: altho with you i'm sure most people aren't idiots so you don't have to be that way
Zahir: i'm delighted to meet you, sara!!! i hope we become best friends!!
Sara: ew
Sara: never do that in front of me again
Zahir: that's what i thought.
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
sara: that was super fun!! we should totally do brunch mimosas next
sara: hope everyone made it home safe!
zahir: kai is safe
sara: didn't you walk back together?
zahir: i am not safe
zahir: kai is stuck to me
zahir: not responding
valerie: omg i had way more than i d thoguht id haev
valerie: feeelung tge crash rn
April: Valerie, my light in this world
valerie: i am not sober enough to reply to that
April: You took such wonderful notes
April: I am forever in your debt
valerie: oh
sara: the most responsible one out of all of us
Kai Nakayama created a new group:
all the nerry-lovers except zahir (kai!, sara, valerie, April)
kai!: heyo! this is gonna be the zahir birthday chat
kai!: y'all free tuesday afternoon at monoceros?
sara: why in god's name did you guys pick a fucking COFFEE SHOP to host a birthday party
sara: sure i'm down
valerie: i think i can make it too!
April: Birthday party!!!! 🎉 Should we bring gifts? A cake?
kai!: i got the cake covered! oliver my good man told me they have cakes on the secret menu
kai!: gifts are optional depending on how much you like zahir
sara: monoceros secret menu??? tell me more
kai!: lol it's just wtv oliver can make with an oven
sara: that boy has golden hands let me tell you
sara: gave me a delicious fruit pastry the first night i was here at 3 in the morning
valerie: who's oliver?
April: He sounds wonderful 😊
kai!: oliver's the barista who works the night shift on weekdays and weekend afternoons!
kai!: kindest most politest soul
sara: facts
Kai Nakayama, Zahir Kirmani
Zahir: your present is stupid
Kai: sorry i can't hear you i'm on the other side of the room!!
Kai: maybe you should tell me in person!!!
Zahir: i don't even play zelda
Zahir: what am i supposed to do with it
Zahir: i still don't know you fit it in that pinata
Kai: you should say thank you for the present it was very considerate of you
Zahir: how was a link body pillow considerate in any way shape or form
Kai: not to me
April Evans, Zahir Kirmani
Zahir: thank you for the present it was very considerate of you
April: Haha no problem! Happy to hear that you liked it 😊
Sara Al-Dosari, Zahir Kirmani
Zahir: thank you for the present it was very considerate of you
Sara: kai put you up to this didn't he
Zahir: obviously
Valerie Torres, Zahir Kirmani
Zahir: thank you for the present it was very considerate of you
Valerie: um
April Evans, Valerie Torres
Valerie: help what does this mean?? i gave him a gift card?? is he saying my present sucked???
April: Wait, he sent me the exact same message
Valerie: oh
Valerie: oh must have been kai then
April: Like a leashed dog
April: Honestly that's a fun character archetype
April: Maybe I'll add a sidekick that's just like that
Valerie Torres, Zahir Kirmani
Valerie: glad to hear it!!
Kai Nakayama, Zahir Kirmani
Zahir: [3 attachments]
Zahir: are you happy now
Kai: delighted
Kai Nakayama, Valerie Torres
Valerie: kai is sneaky
Kai: ???
Kai: elaborate????
Kai: is this about today
Valerie: oh uh
Valerie: like you're very perceptive
Valerie: and stuff
Kai: aww thanks!
April Evans, Valerie Torres
Valerie: I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO USE A PHONE WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
April: Guys I need a second opinion
valerie: i can be a second opinion!
kai!: i can be a third opinion!
sara: if you really need it i can be numero quatre
zahir: i was the first opinion.
kai!: acc i don't wanna be behind zahir
sara: me neither i'm also out
April: Guys 😢
sara: ok nvm with that sad face who could resist
kai!: i'm back in too
sara: i came back first tho so that means i'm third opinion now
kai!: no way i was here first
sara: too bad so sad you also left first
kai!: noooo!! wait
kai!: val you held my place in line right?
sara: no vallie you didn't
sara: or if you did you would give it to me right?
sara: because you like me more than kai
kai!: FOUL
kai!: WHAT ARE THESE BACK ROOM DEALS
kai!: I AM BEING CONSPIRED AGAINST
valerie: i am an unbiased party and did not hold a place for anyone
valerie: sooo first come first serve sara gets third opinion
sara: knew i could count on you <3
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
sara: fuck
zahir: what now
sara: fuck
zahir: do you know any other words
sara: yes
sara: fuck
valerie: sara?
Sara Al-Dosari, Valerie Torres
Valerie: sara is everything alright?
Kai Nakayama, Sara Al-Dosari
Kai: everything ok?
April Evans, Sara Al-Dosari
April: Did something happen with Hasan?
Kai Nakayama, Zahir Kirmani
zahir: relationships are the most annoying thing in the world to deal with.
zahir: so volatile
kai!: wdym
kai!: omg??
kai!: did you??
kai!: find someone????
kai!: i can't believe it pigs are flying
zahir: that's not what happened.
kai!: acc wait that sounds more like you broke up?
kai!: zahir explain
kai!: zahir what happened
Sara Al-Dosari, Valerie Torres
Sara: sorry for getting back to you so late!! i wasn't really in a good state of mind last night so i didn't respond but i really appreciated your help today :)
Valerie: noooo don't apologise it wasn't your fault
Valerie: my dms are always open if you want to talk!!
Sara: thanks :)
April Evans, Sara Al-Dosari
Sara: sorry for getting back to you so late!! i wasn't really in a good state of mind last night so i didn't respond but i really appreciated your help today :)
April: Glad to hear it helped! I'm always available if you want to chat about anything at all anytime :)
Sara: ty :)
Kai Nakayama, Sara Al-Dosari
Sara: sorry i left you on read btw
Sara: i was gonna reply later but i forgot until now
Kai: haha no i totally understand dw
Sara: gonna bring a friend if that's ok
Sara: you don't need to buy her drinks
Kai: no prob!
Sara: also might be a bit late
Kai: nw keep me posted!!
Kai: take all the time in the world
Kai: and if you change your mind that's totally ok too
Sara: no i def want to do this
Sara: it's prob rly dumb and def rly unhealthy but i can't imagine anything better to do
Kai: mood
Zahir Kirmani, Kai Nakayama
Zahir: what did you tell valerie to tell me
Kai: ?
Kai: i didn't tell her anything
Zahir: are you sure
Zahir: she came up to me and told me basically the exact same thing you tried to tell me last year
Zahir: do you really expect me to believe you had nothing to do with it
Kai: yes
Zahir: ok interesting
Kai: it's probably you
Kai: think about it
Kai: what's more likely
Kai: everyone else is wrong
Kai: or you're wrong
Zahir: correctness is subjective
Kai: wtf no it's not
Zahir: there is no correct answer
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, sara, zahir, April, valerie)
kai!: holy crap
kai!: did you know oliver can make mimosas
kai!: breakfast mimosas
kai!: it's not technically part of their menu but like i mean
kai!: what else is a coffee shop gonna do with champagne
kai!: idk why they even stock champagne
April: Monoceros sells breakfast mimosas? 😮
sara: ALCOHOL????
sara: in the morning?????
sara: kai you know what this means
sara: i'll see you in twenty
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, sara, zahir, April, valerie)
sara: guys oliver has given me so much free food
kai!: guys oliver has given me so many free drinks
kai!: [attachment: image.png]
kai!: you guys are missing out
kai!: mimosas till noon baby
April: Is this…the legendary Oliver? I remember him
valerie: april i'll go if you go…but idk if i'm gonna get drinks
April: I'll pass on the drinks too but it seems like you guys are having fun!
zahir: i've decided i need a drink now.
kai!: cmooooon
kai!: even ZAHIR mr party pooper is drinking
sara: yes come!! even if you aren gonna drink you should come!! it'll be a fun time
sara: kai dont pressure them into drinking
kai!: sorry maam
sara: all is forgiven
kai!: thank you maam
sara: but as recompense you must pour me another glass
kai!: hell yeah
April Evans, Valerie Torres
Valerie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
April: What happened?
Valerie: i can't handle sara
Valerie: oh my god
Valerie: she is going to give me a heart attack someday i can't take it
April: What'd she do?
Valerie: she will dress you up like a piece of chicken and whisper guilty devils in your ear
April: That's the most metaphorical thing I've ever heard you say
Valerie: i CANNOT repeat her WORDS april or i will DIE
Valerie: so help me god
April: Want me to intervene?
Valerie: no it's ok
Valerie: but thanks!!
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
kai!: hey y'all!!
kai!: happy thursday hope everyone is stayin alive
kai!: what clubs are you guys in?
kai!: and do you think you could drag me and zahir around bc this man was so traumatised by the business clubs he didn't join any other club
sara: that explains so much
sara: i'm in the medsci club! so probably not super helpful but i'd be down to help
sara: sometimes i go to socratica (where you work on a project and show it off)
sara: i also used to do archery but those days are long past
sara: i still keep in touch with a few members so i could point you there too
April: I'm in creative writing (no surprises there)
April: We have weeklies every Thursday at 9 pm
April: I'm also in the cheese club? If you're interested in that
valerie: i'm in the tea club!! people just come in and out so it's super chill for new members to join whenever
valerie: but kai i think you're also in there?
valerie: i'm also in the board games club, poker club, and robotics club
kai!: heh yeah vallie i still owe you admission for the last two weeks
kai!: thanks guys!!
kai!: i'll pass these on
zahir: i'm also in this group chat
kai!: oh yeah
kai!: you can look at them yourself then
Zahir Kirmani, Sara Al-Dosari
Zahir: what's socratica
Sara: very simple
Sara: you pick something you want to work on
Sara: it can be anything
Sara: then at the end of the 3 h work session everyone shows off what they made
Sara: (everyone else there is also picking something to work on)
Sara: ngl i can see you fitting in there
Zahir: i agree
Zahir: there is potential.
Sara: ...if you want me to go with you you can just say so
Zahir: don't bother
Zahir: send me the information and i'll find my own time
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, sara, zahir, April, valerie)
April: Guys I'm afraid Zahir is going to commit a felony
April: He's assured me that everything he's doing is completely above board but for some reason I have my doubts
kai!: if he told you it's legal it's probably legal!
kai!: but what is it 👀
kai!: he never tells me all of his fun plans until the damage is already done
April: Originally it was identity theft? But apparently that wasn't bad enough so now I'm a little scared that he's going to ruin some guy's life
kai!: oh shit
kai!: worse than identity theft??
sara: pretty sure that's a crime
kai!: tbh it's more unusual that he plans something stupid without involving any crimes
April: Yeah so he's not doing that and instead he's applied to every single position that this Aster guy applied to and I'm not too sure about the details but it means that the Aster guy will never get a job?
valerie: wait does that work?
valerie: don't job postings usually have multiple openings?
April: I just asked him about this and all he said was, "Connections"
sara: ykw i don't really get how it works but i'm not gonna get in the way between zahir and something he's laser focused on
kai!: good line of thinking there sara
kai!: it took me two months before i stopped getting in the way and becoming collateral damage
kai!: my credit score is still recovering
April Evans, Valerie Torres
April: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Valerie: sara got you too i see!
April: You were right
April: I have never felt so taken care of
April: This must be what it's like to have older siblings
Valerie: i don't know how she does it with a straight face
April: The sincerity kills me
April Evans, Valerie Torres
Valerie: back
April: Glad to hear it!
Valerie: i'm sorry about today, i know we were supposed to hang out
Valerie: i'll talk to you tomorrow? maybe after your classes we can meet at monoceros again
Valerie: i'll buy you a drink
April: That works for me, I'll see you then
April Evans, Kai Nakayama, Valerie Torres
Kai: gonna give y'all some space!!
Kai: i'll be back to see nerry in hour but lmk if i should come back later
Sara Al-Dosari, Valerie Torres
Valerie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sara: what's up?
Valerie: nothing sorry i needed to get that out of my system
Valerie: i should invest in a dedicated pillow to scream into at this rate
Sara: def would recommend
Sara: i have one and it's so useful
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
zahir: the coffee shop is closed for renovations
zahir: [attachment: image.png]
kai!: NOOOOOOOOO
kai!: this is a tragedy
valerie: any idea when it reopens?
zahir: doesn't say
sara: NOOOOOOOO
sara: MY FREE SNACKS
April: MY NARWHAL
kai!: MY CABBAGES
valerie: :(
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
sara: did anyone else just see zahir walk across campus with someone else not in this group chat or did i drink too much last night again
kai!: that's impossible
kai!: he HATES his classes
kai!: and his classmates by extension
kai!: time to lay off the third round of drinks sara
valerie: i saw him too! he's with someone in my communications class, i think his name was shane?
valerie: i didn't know they knew each other
kai!: i
kai!: wow!
kai!: we should throw a party to celebrate this momentous occasion
Kai Nakayama, Zahir Kirmani
kai!: i've never been more proud
zahir: wtf are you talking about
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
April: Hey guys! Anyone doing anything fun today?
zahir: i have found an accomplice and we are currently in the process of making aster remington rue the day he entered this world
April: That's cool! Anyone else?
sara: studying for my final tmrw :/
April: Sara get off your phone and go back to studying girl
sara: yes ma'am
sara: turning it off now ma'am
kai!: val and i are at tea club if you wanna join us!
kai!: they're serving lavender with apple today
valerie: it's rather delectable
valerie: april you should come if you're free!
April: Ooh sounds fun! How do I get there?
valerie: it's at 18 waverly
valerie: beside the genomics building
valerie: follow the big sign that says tea club once you get inside!
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
kai!: suck it sara april is going to tea club now
kai!: you know what that means
sara: crap
sara: i'll buy you a drink when monoceros reopens
sara: dammit april why'd you have to be into tea?
sara: i thought you would be a coffee enjoyer through and through
April: I am
April: I did NOT like the tea but more importantly
April: You guys bet on me??
sara: ofc
sara: there was a drink on the line
April: I'm shocked
April: I'm disappointed
April: I can't believe this
zahir: oh april went to tea club and stayed?
zahir: valerie you owe me a danish
valerie: aw fine
April: VALLIE???
Fiona Patel, Sara Al-Dosari
Fiona: sara!
Fiona: somehow we live together but it's been ages since we did anything together
Fiona: clem wants to see the new kung fu panda movie so we got tickets for the amc at 18th st in like two hours
Fiona: sorry for the short notice! wanna come?
Sara: yes!! buy the tickets for me?
Fiona: i gotchu
Fiona: let's meet back at home before we leave?
Sara: sounds good!
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
sara: holy crap i need to rant about the newest kung fu panda
sara: i will never forgive dreamworks for their heinous crime
sara: they butchered my boy and sent him to a farm upstate "to retire happily for the rest of his life" my ass
April: The writing definitely took a nosedive with the fourth one yeah
April: The third one was already a cut below the first two
kai!: agree
kai!: kfp 2 was peak kfp imo
valerie: i liked the first one the best! simple happy vibes
valerie: 2 was kinda dark wasn't it?
April: Trauma!!! Definitely a big tone shift but Po went through SO much character development
April: It's also my favourite one
sara: no vallie's right it's supposed to be COMEDY
sara: i don't want stinky sad emotions in my comedy
zahir: what are you all talking about
zahir: the fourth one was far and away the best one because it had zhen in it
zahir: easily the best character in the franchise
valerie: oh boy
Several people are typing...
sara: i'm impressed
sara: somehow you managed to hit the 25% chance of picking the worst movie
sara: then having the worst possible opinion about that movie
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
kai!: i was not expecting to learn today that zahir was better at cooking than i am
valerie: but you guys live together
zahir: anyone can cook better than kai
zahir: it is a very low bar
April: Not gonna lie I didn't expect that
April: Zahir what can you make?
zahir: pasta
April: ...Kai what can you make?
kai!: pasta
zahir: no you can't
zahir: stop lying
kai!: no i can't :(
kai!: but zahir can also make curry
sara: you can't??
kai!: i don't know how to cook ;-;
sara: ok i thought that was like
sara: could not fry an egg or something
sara: i did not expect it to be could-not-boil-an-egg level
kai!: i can boil an egg!
kai!: but with curry you have to watch the water levels and make sure you don't add too many vegetables or else it becomes watery
April: Then you use starch to thicken it up
valerie: you can also add more curry paste if it's not strong enough!
valerie: that can happen when it's watery
kai!: all of you are culinary geniuses
sara: idk what to tell you man this is kinda on you
sara: even vallie knows and she can't even eat curry bc she dies to spicy food
nerry the narwhal fan club! (kai!, zahir, sara, April, valerie)
valerie: guys you would not believe what just happened!!
valerie: i bumped into oliver(!!) on my way to class today and he said that monoceros was gonna reopen next week!
valerie: apparently they also posted that on their insta but i wasn't following them
sara: BIG NEWS
kai!: OMG NERRY
kai!: MY BELOVED I'VE MISSED YOU FOR SO LONG
April: NERRY
kai!: i expect all of you to be there on reopening day
kai!: no exceptions
kai!: i'll bring board games!
sara: game night?? wait that's acc such a great idea
kai!: hype hype hype
valerie: that's so fire bro!!
April: Vallie
April: When did you learn that
valerie: ;)
sara: we've lost her to gen z
sara: rip vallie </3
zahir: i call top hat